Friday, June 09, 2006

And the Sheep Celebrate


"You know that Zarqawi dude? You know the chief terrorist dude in Iraq? Turns out that he lived for awhile after that airstrike! So if you were wondering if he suffered, ( laughter) he did!
-Actual quote from a DJ in Chattanooga today

Yes, hate who they tell you to hate. Mourn who they tell you to mourn. Love who they give you permission to love. Be a good sheep. Believe the lies and no one will look at you funny.


So here's the picture of the toughest man on the face of the earth. This man had two, count 'em, two five hundred pound bombs dropped on his head. No wonder it was so hard to catch and kill this guy!

I was going to post a link to the video of the strike, which I've discovered has been dubbed with wondrous patriotic music by some good 'ole patriots and circulated around, but CENTCOM's server has apparently crashed. CENTCOM farms out their tech support to the same drunken toddlers that run Blogger's server.

I've seen the video and I'm sure many of you have as well.

BOOM!

And yet Zarqawi lives long enough to laugh it off and say : "'Tis but a scratch" and then was apparently killed by being doused with holy water and a stake through the heart.

This is all such bullshit. They're not even trying to lie well anymore.

It's official, I just noticed. I used to be skeptical, now I don't believe one damn word my government says.

Very liberating.

4 Comments:

Anonymous ML said...

America's self-proclaimed Christians share their thoughts on Zarqawi. See if you can spot the Christian ethic of "Love thine enemy" and forgiveness in their heartfelt statements.

Fri Jun 09, 02:48:00 PM  
Blogger Robert said...

And the sheep line up to bleat their approval.....

Fri Jun 09, 03:19:00 PM  
Anonymous brian said...

Yippee...the war on terror is over

We can all go back to watching NASCAR and eating chili dogs.

The troops will be home by Monday.

Fri Jun 09, 08:40:00 PM  
Anonymous ML said...

Here a nice historical perspective from the Black Commentator.

Fri Jun 09, 10:04:00 PM  

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